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Disney is now the only one with its hands on Hulu?s steering wheel. Disney and Comcast announced a deal under which Disney will assume full operational control of Hulu, effective immediately.?

Let’s all go to the Disneys, let’s all go to the Disneys, let’s all go to the Disneys…

I didn’t care much about Disney growing up. Cartoons were too kiddy. Touchstone was too bland. I was a Miramax fan in my teens, but fickle. It didn’t last until college. So I stopped caring about even that Mouse House tentacle. But I was also not a fan. Eisner seemed like a dick, old man Disney had some icky politics, whatever.

I didn’t even start caring when they bought Marvel because the first batch of Marvel movies from Disney weren’t any better than the first batch of Marvel movies not from Disney. Feige didn’t bring back Ed Norton. That I cannot forgive. Though I have zero interest in seeing Edward Norton do what they made Mark Ruffalo do. Ruffalo being turned into “90s Tom Hanks but a sidekick” is fine for Ruffalo, I guess. I didn’t have the hopes for him I had for Norton. Didn’t have the investment.

And there was also when Feige split from New York. It seemed like New York had the better ideas. I mean, they got Chris Evans for Captain America didn’t they. I always assumed Feige was against that casting.

I may be entirely wrong. I may even be able to google it and find out. Don’t care enough.

I started being vaguely interested in Disney after the Walter Isaacson Steve Jobs book. Jobs really liked the Disney brand and how it was cultivated, curated. Jobs had interesting takes on everything. Thoughtful. Insightful, sometimes of the not obvious. I like those takes the most. Insightful of the not obvious.

So Disney getting all of Hulu, cementing further entertainment control? I don’t give a shit. Maybe I’ll get more “Jessica Jones”? Probably not but maybe. There’s a better chance of it than there was before Disney got Hulu. Even if it’s infinitesimal.

I love “Jessica Jones.” I even love the end of Season Two.

Just imagine a Jessica Jones/Captain Marvel team-up. Krysten Ritter and Brie Larson doing bad cop, good cop.

Le sigh.

Anyway.

I don’t really agree with calling Disney a monopoly though. Because all they’re a monopoly on right now are things people like. Marvel, Star Wars, the Princesses, the live action movies, Pixar. X-Men, Aliens, Predator, Die Hard? Those are thinks people used to like. Whether they like they again. Whether they like the new things again… remains to be seen.